You tap the frog. It feels like a frog and looks like a frog.

It speaks:

Hey! Welcome to my humble home. Have a good look around. Touch anything you like!

I just had my second room renovated, you can find it through that door over there.

And if you've got anything to say, please sign my guestbook! It's hard having a two-way conversation when I can only talk in pre-typed words on a screen.

As it speaks, you find yourself entranced by the complex movement of its mouth. Wow! It even blinks!